LETRA 'THE BRITS 2013'

[Intro:] 

I'm very excited to be here 

Yet again, it's an honor to be nominated 

Bla bla bla bla 

Well that Brits night was so fucking boring 

Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene 

Coke in the box til 7 in the morning 

Look the wrong way and we end up brawling 

When I had a bit of beef with you know who 

And I fucked a few female stars or two 

Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed 

Spitting at the paps looking rude in the news 

Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best! 

Second person on my year to have touched a breast 

I'm nearly 40 now and I'm still impressed 

Here's the midlife crisis I guess. 

Oh I recall, taking in the wonder of it all 

[Chorus]

I'm still looking for an answer through the looking glass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you! 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking corporate and professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer! 

I still want to get laid by you right! 

Now I know I've got fat but make no mistake 

Every million that I make they bake me a cake 

So I've got plenty, 120 

Wearing rows of tweed like the... 

I still want to get you naked 

I'll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it! 

I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightening 

In... shape, but twice as frightening. 

If they can't be bothered, then I promise you this 

If they won't entertain you then I'll do my fucking best! 

[Chorus] 

I'm still looking for an answer through the looking glass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you! 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking corporate and professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer! 

I still want to get laid by you! 

Would you let me lay you down right here? 

Would you let me live? 

[Chorus]

I'm still looking for an answer through the looking glass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you! 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking corporate and professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer! 

I'm still looking for an answer through the looking glass 

Still not concentrating at the back of the class 

No thanks sir, this one's for you! 

It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it 

So fucking corporate and professional and timid 

To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer!